@daniel_haines |  scifi fanboy, history buff and all round loveable guy. 

  1. "In Auckland they’ll ask you where you live, because the class system here is geographic. In Wellington, the centre of power, they’ll ask what you do for a living. In Christchurch they’ll ask what school you went to. In Dunedin they’re just pleased to see you." — Mr Moran, on New Zealand’s class system (via ajarofquotes)

    (via bonhartfield)

  2. nosebuttholehk:

keepmywhiskeyneat:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? YOUR MOM PUT A CURSE ON YOUR ICE CREAM. KILL HER IN HER SLEEP TO BREAK THE CURSE. 

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, YOUR BRAIN IS USING POWERS TO FREEZE YOUR ICE CREAM, KILL YOURSELF TO STOP YOUR BRAIN FROM DOING IT.
  3. dianostalgico:

vintage photographs
  4. hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

Know your mind
  5. kanyes-wife:

this makes me so sad
  6. Banner painting for the NZ election